I wanted to buy myself a new ring because the one she got me was a little loose. It was $6… and she was all “NOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN’T!!” I’m like “Why?” She’s like “BECAUSE I’LL ASSASSINATE YOU!”

Like TWO days before she’s like “There’s a package coming with my name on it. DON’T TOUCH IT OR I’LL ASSASSINATE YOU!”

😐 lol

I’ll post a picture of it here (I don’t know what it is as I type this, the first post hasn’t even posted yet, it just came today).

I’d put money on it being *drumroll please* a ring. lol